Bizarre Online Auctions


Welcome to Bizarre Online Auctions. A place to see all the weird, strange and plain bizarre auctions around the web. Ebay, Amazon, Yahoo and what ever else can be found.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Home-made Wrist TV ----It really works!!!----


One of a kind, Homemade B&W Wrist TV.
IT ACTUALLY WORKS... seriously!
State of the art design, if this was 1985.
A full 5" diagonal screen.
Comes with a free roll of "Adjustable Self-Stick Grey Wrist Strapping". (Which some people say looks surprisingly like cheap duct tape, blasphemous infidels!)
Requires only 9 tiny "D" Cell batteries.
Weighs in at a mere 8 lbs.. Heck, most babies weigh more than that.
DC Adapter can be plugged into your car's cigarette lighter. (Not included, I lost it but if you find one you could plug it in.)
Genuine, Heavy-Duty, Cathode Ray Tube Construction. Not one of those chintzy LCD displays.
Has two vibrant colors: Grey and Dark Grey!
Inconspicuous 34" telescoping antenna.
Original Mfgr's name was Bentley... Who? That's what I said!
Great for use in heavy traffic, can be easily removed from your wrist and mounted to your dash.
My patent was denied so there won't be anymore of these beauties.

Posted by N.H :: 10:39 PM :: 2 comments

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ADVERTISE ON MY CHEST FOR 30 DAYS.. NIP THIS DEAL!!!


Advertise on this woman's chest for 30 Days. She is giving 100% of the money to breast cancer research. So at least it's for a good cause. She will get a temporary tattoo for whatever you want as long as it's not pornographic or prejudice.

Click the picture to enter auction.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

SHARON TATE, ROMAN POLANSKI ENGAGEMENT RING 1968


ROMAN POLANSKI ENGAGEMENT RING


UP FOR AUCTION IS THE ENGAGEMENT RING THAT ROMAN POLANSKI GAVE TO SHARON TATE WHEN THEY WERE ENGAGED IN 1968. THEY MET AFTER MARTIN RANSAHOFF SUGGESTED SHE PLAY A ROLE IN "THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS" THEY WERE ENGAGED IN 1968 AND MARRIED ON JAN 20TH 1968.

UPON HER DEATH IN AUGUST OF 1969, A TURNING POINT IN AMERICAN HISTORY, HER HUSBAND INSTRUCTED HIS BUISNESS MANAGER THAT HER PERSONAL POSSESIONS BE GIVEN AWAY TO FREINDS. JUDY GUTOWSKI (WIFE OF GENE KUTOWSKI, FRIEND AND PARTNER OF POLANSKI'S) INHERITED SHARONS ENGAGEMENT RING, A BEAUTIFUL FIRE OPAL SURROUNDED BY GARNETS.

THE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS IN LONDON INCLUDED SUZANNA LEIGH WHO WAS AN ENGLISH ACTRESS WHO CO-STARRED WITH ELVIS, TONY CURTIS, AND JERRY LEWIS, AND APPEARED IN MANY OF THE FAMOUS HAMMER HORROR FILMS OF THAT ERA.

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Monday, January 16, 2006

Scary Old Early 1900's Steiff Bear With Issues


I recieved the bear from my ex's father which was passed down from his great great uncle which came from Maine.He had passed away and left it to his son then left it to his son's nephew.Now the bear we know has value because its one of Steiff's very early jointed straw filled Mohair teddy bears, but then again who cares about the value read on!

The story

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PERMANENT TATTOO THE BACK OF MY NECK WITH YOUR COMPANY


Thats right PERMANENT TATTOO the back of my neck with your company logo I am running a current auction for a temp all over my bald head but this auction here is for a PERMANENT TATTOO just imagine i will have your company on the back of my neck intill the day I die im 25 years old and still have 60+ years left in my life.

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SEX THROUGH THE EARS & EYES!!! Bizarre Sexual Practices



We are offering in here a quite unusual and extremely rare book “STRANGEST SEXUAL PRACTICES OF ALL RACES IN ALL AGES.” This is a compendium of sexual oddities, a no-holds-barred discussion of the roots of sexual perversions throughout the world and throughout time.

Bizarre Auction Sex Book


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Saturday, January 07, 2006

The Rock that Saved my LIFE Luckiest Rock on the Planet



My friend and I were doing something we weren't supposed to be doing, and had to take a piss. 11pm, near the woods...not a good idea. Obviously, I can't tell you exactly what we were doing, but I'm sure you understand.

Of course, I wasn't really paying attention to what I was doing (how much concentration is needed to pee, anyway) and I casualy looked up as I shook myself. I saw a large dog coming at us, and nudged my friend to hurry him along.

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Kanye West Hip Hop Nodder Bobble Head SLAMS GEORGE BUSH


THE ONE & ONLY KANYE WEST BOBBLE HEAD!!This is not just any bobble head this is a creation of my own. I did a google search for a Kanye West Bobble Head and I couldn't find one. This is the only Kanye West Bobble Head made to date as far as I know and definitly the only one made that is slamming George Bush!!!

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Gay? Hot Dog cooking fork Mr. Woody Unbelievable!!


We were cleaning the house a few months ago and this is what we found tucked away in the corner of a closet. It was one of our old original Mr. Woodys that appeared to be a "factory defect," or was it ??

You see this Woody had been welded on backwards in error, and was tucked away to the side to be dealt with later. How it ended up in our closet is still a mystery.

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Tissue Box Holder, Miniature Bathroom! 6 Sound Effects!



And now, for something completely different...
This tissue box holder looks exactly like a bathroom! And if that weren't wacky enough, the touch of each red button creates a different sound effect: the toilet makes a flushing sound, the blow dryer a blowing sound, the electric razor buzzes, a water sound comes out of the sink, the mirror makes a breaking glass noise, and the mouth wash sounds like gargling. Be the first one on your block!

This looks like it would hold a standard size Kleenex box, but here are the holder dimensions - 5 1/2" high, 5 1/4" wide, and 4 3/4" deep. It's in very good condition, but it is used and has some scuffing on it's plastic surface, but no cracks, etc.

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

a Potato Chip that looks like a Human Nose body part

Okay. First, let me assure you that I have never before posted something on eBay in the "Everything Else" section, let alone in the "Weird" category. As the saying goes, however, "there's a first time for everything", and this "first" is indeed merited.

While eating a bowl of gourmet potato chips from UTZ, I stumbled upon a chip with a very unique shape. It struck me, all of a sudden, that I was looking at a chip that resembled a human nose! I ran into the other room and consulted with my wife, and she agreed that the chip had this uncanny nose-like appearance. I took out a tape measure and measured my wife's nose. Height: 1.75 inches. Width: 1.25 inches. I then measured the chip: Height: 2 inches. Width: 1.5 inches. No, they're not the same size. I hope you didn't think I was leading up to some bizarre coincidence (if I were, I would have listed this under "Totally Bizarre" instead of just "Really Weird"). I'm just trying to point out that the proportion holds and is true to that of an average human's. Well, there is no image of Elvis or Jesus on this chip, but it is no less remarkable, and may interest the collector, nose enthusiast, or who knows?

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CONTROVERSIAL SINGING MICHAEL JACKSON DOLL ON BED W/BOY

Someone with a little too much time on their hands made this Michael Jackson child molester doll.

It's crazy!! But someone finally did it!! It's actually Michael Jackson on a bed with a little boy!! We all know the stories!! Even the sheet says Mike on it!! and why not take it a step further?! You can take his nose off and put it back on !! Further ?! Sure why not!!

You can push the button on the side of the bed and let Michael sing his version of the accusations known world wide!! Below are the actual song lyrics that you will here!! It's extremely controversial!! It's a remix to his song "The way you make me feel" I will also show you those lyrics as a reference.

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My Apologies

Very sorry I haven't been posting here in a while. I started too many blogs and spread myself pretty thin, but have gotten many emails of people asking me if this blog is shut down. No its not. again sorry about the wait but I'm back.

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