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Saturday, December 31, 2005
a Potato Chip that looks like a Human Nose body part
Okay. First, let me assure you that I have never before posted something on eBay in the "Everything Else" section, let alone in the "Weird" category. As the saying goes, however, "there's a first time for everything", and this "first" is indeed merited.While eating a bowl of gourmet potato chips from UTZ, I stumbled upon a chip with a very unique shape. It struck me, all of a sudden, that I was looking at a chip that resembled a human nose! I ran into the other room and consulted with my wife, and she agreed that the chip had this uncanny nose-like appearance. I took out a tape measure and measured my wife's nose. Height: 1.75 inches. Width: 1.25 inches. I then measured the chip: Height: 2 inches. Width: 1.5 inches. No, they're not the same size. I hope you didn't think I was leading up to some bizarre coincidence (if I were, I would have listed this under "Totally Bizarre" instead of just "Really Weird"). I'm just trying to point out that the proportion holds and is true to that of an average human's. Well, there is no image of Elvis or Jesus on this chip, but it is no less remarkable, and may interest the collector, nose enthusiast, or who knows?
Someone with a little too much time on their hands made this Michael Jackson child molester doll.It's crazy!! But someone finally did it!! It's actually Michael Jackson on a bed with a little boy!! We all know the stories!! Even the sheet says Mike on it!! and why not take it a step further?! You can take his nose off and put it back on !! Further ?! Sure why not!!
You can push the button on the side of the bed and let Michael sing his version of the accusations known world wide!! Below are the actual song lyrics that you will here!! It's extremely controversial!! It's a remix to his song "The way you make me feel" I will also show you those lyrics as a reference.
Very sorry I haven't been posting here in a while. I started too many blogs and spread myself pretty thin, but have gotten many emails of people asking me if this blog is shut down. No its not. again sorry about the wait but I'm back.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
POTATO BUTT NOT HEART UNUSUAL
HERE WE HAVE A NATURALLY FORMED POTATO BUTT. IT DON'T LOOK LIKE THE TRADITIONAL HEART SHAPE IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A BUTT, BUT YOU BE THE JUDGE. COMPLETE WITH IT'S OWN DIMPLES. USE FOR A GAG OR JUST KEEP FOR YOURSELF. THIS IS UNALTERED IN ANYWAY, NOT WASHED , PEELED, OR COOKED.LOL.
Up for bid is a ceramic / stoneware violinist.Made by RIZZO of Hollis, ME.
Handmade this adorable guy is singing a tune as he plays his violin.
The expression on this guys' face.
He is a shelf sitter.
The pottery itself is in excellent condition-- no chips, cracks, or crazing.
He is mising his bow-- a small dowel rod could be inserted or possibly the expression on his face is one of shock and he has dropped his bow.
Laugh if you will...but the Virgin Mary Toast people laughed all the way to the bank!! This lovely little nugget was 'born' out of the deep fryer Yulemas Eve of 2004. My husband was making home made General Tso's chicken, and out came this very nugget!
He was not for eating, certainly not!!
I rescued him and let him cure for one year. He kept his shape and toughened into the Schwarzenneger of reindeer. Like a rock!
I considered adding a little red dot for a nose, but Rudolf gets all the attention. I thought of Dasher and Donner, Vixen, Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, and Prancer...poor guys don't get any attention, no, they are just *plain* old reindeer. So the nugget is left au naturale in memory of the *other* reindeer that head Santa's sleigh!!
You may add a red dot if you so wish, you may string him from the tree as ornament, add a finding and turn him into a pendant, keep him in your pocket as a lucky charm, you may build a shrine to him, whatever floats your boat! Just don't attempt to eat him!
At the very least, I hope this auction has given you a giggle or two, if not, you're a Scrooge!!
After looking at this auction I thought that maybe someone should give Brandy a little tip: You want money for a vacation? Get a damn job. At 23 your a little young to be whoring yourself out already aren't you?
Hey there........ My name is Brandy I am a 23 y/o college student. My friends and I are planning a vacation to Hawaii for Spring Break 06. This trip is going to cost a pretty penny.Since I am a college student and not to mention with a part time job.
I will need all the extra income I can get.Friends of mine have actually put up some sites, I don't think I could go to that extreme. None the less I have decided to put together some REAL amatuer and a bit naughty pics. I have plenty of pics I KNOW you will really enjoy.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
PRETTY PRINCESS NIPPLE PAINTINGS
I WILL PAINT YOU A PERSONAL, ONE OF A KIND, PICTURE USING MY NIPPLES.. YES MY NIPS.WHAT A CONVERSATION PIECE! WHAT A GREAT GIFT FOR THE UP COMING HOLIDAYS!
Top Ten Things You Can Do With Dryer Lint.
Don't be fooled, this is not just any dryer lint, this is from a load of blue jeans and other clothing that I've lovingly laundered for my ever grateful family who think that I sit around and do nothing but eat bon-bons all day long while they go to work or school. Wah, wah, wah.
Celebrate Democracy and the new America with The ALL-NEW, HILARIOUS PULL MY FINGERยจ Santa President (over 8" tall!)!
Pull the Commander in Chiefs finger and he'll shake, fart and say 7 wacky phrases and a fart song in the off-beat tradition of our great leader, including:
- FART! Thats what I call a flatulation proclamation!
You are bidding on a beautiful wooden box containing a Coyote named Bill. Bill is not really a Coyote because he is actually a hallucination - a good, intelligent, interesting hallucination. The winning bidder will also receive a signed copy of my son Daniel's story about one of Bill's adventures with a mountain climber (as told to him by Bill). Read on....
The 2nd smallest item EVER up for sale. You are Bidding Solely on a PINCH of PEPPER. Not for Human Consumption.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Organic Ruby Crescent Potato
Mr. Stud Spud! Organic Ruby Crescent PotatoI receive a box weekly box of organic produce from a farm in Washington. Two weeks ago, my box contained this unusual prize. It's hard to describe, but with one look and you know what you are seeing.
This potato has the potential to change the behavior of grown up men, professional men, men who are usually pretty level-headed and, well, kind of boring, - back into adolescents. Yes, many people have held Mr. Potato, admired him, smirked and joked about him, even walked around with him hanging out of their unzipped fly. Mr. Spud brings joy and laughter wherever he goes.
He is organic. He is not perfect though. Somehow (I shudder to think HOW?), he has contracted human papilloma virus - and he has genital warts. This was diagnosed by a physician, but based only on examination, not a viral culture. And he is circumcised - that's clearly apparent. But he is a recent harvest, so I'm not sure how he got all this "experience."
Do you want to share this curiosity with friends? Admire it when you are all alone? Give the ultimate gag gift? (After all, it is only a potato.) Perhaps it could be a fertility omen. You could bring it to your office Christmas party - think of the conversations it could start - or stop!
The utility of Mr. Stud Spud is as limitless as were my choices of names - I had so many suggestions: Mr. Potato Head, Studley Spudly, One-eyed Jack, s-pud..............maybe you have a better name?
If you are the lucky winner of this studley tuber I will ship him the day I receive payment - wrapped snugly in your choice of denim, black satin, or rhinestone studded leopard spandex. If no one buys him, he's destined for either curry or stew.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Enchanted Lucky Tater Tot
There I was minding my own business - going through the drive thru for my daily bag of mystery meat - and then it happened... read on
Please help us bring a little sunshine into the life of this poor little reject hotdog bun.You see, he's had quite the hard life.
It all started on Sunday, November 27th when he, along with his 7 brothers and sisters, was purchased from the local Publix.
He was so excited to be traveling to a new home!
No more being stuffed on the same shelf with...gasp...HAMBURGER buns.
He was off to live his destiny!
Then shortly after arriving at his new home...read on
You are bidding on an eyeglass case and inside is a 1 dollar bill.1 Dollar all for a small start with no res. as well as free shipping in America.
See this grain of salt? Your bidding on that.A Historical Moment. The smallest item EVER up for sale right here on eBay.
You are Bidding Solely on a Grain of Salt. Not for Human Consumption.
A Pefect Gift for the Holidays. A FUN Stocking Stuffer. Just what your Matzo Ball soup needs. Your Low-Sodium Dieting friend will just love it.
You are bidding on a Genuine Nut Necklace.Genuine fake nut necklace that is.
Made from two lifesize Testicular Implants used for Male Scrotal Inhancement .
QUALITY CHERRY WOOD FUNERAL BURIAL CASKET EMBEDDED WITH CASH & COINS - ONE-OF-A-KIND This casket is solid Cherry Wood with $575 worth of cash and coins embedded in Lucite. Cash includes $1, $5, $10, and $20 bills -- Coins include the Sacagawea Dollar and Quarters. Casket is full size and lined with a burgandy color satin quilted lining (picture makes it look a different color). Pillow is covered with dollar bills that cannot be seen in the picture.
This full size casket was made for promotional purposes in the year 2000. There are a few very minor dings in the wood due to being moved around for promotional purposes. This is a beautifully designed, one-of-a-kind, casket. Go out in style -- what a conversation piece!! Who says you can't take it with you. You will never see another casket like this one!!!!!
I was really bored one day so I set a quarter against a tree stump and shot it from over 100 yards away with a 22 caliber rifle. It was mostly to see how accurate I could be but it was still fun.Amazingly, I hit it on my first shot! The quarter you see in the picture is not the actual quarter for sale, but it is a good representation of what it really looks like. The bullet hole in the quarter you are bidding on is more towards the edge of the coin and the quarter itself is an older one and not a state quarter.
for the freaky part:
I bought this piece at a local thrift store 3 months ago. Since then, the thrift store has been closed and turned into a tanning salon. I don't consider myself a person who believes in the supernatural. I hold a college degree and am starting my Master's program in January. However.....read on.
Yes, it's true. The HOLLYWOOD sign is for sale.
I'm selling the original HOLLYWOOD sign, which was built in 1923. This is THE World-Famous sign. You've seen it in hundreds of films, TV programs, commercials and every other form of media.
The HOLLYWOOD sign is an AMERICAN ICON and one of the most recognizable structures in the world. Unless the Eiffel Tower and Statue of Liberty are put up for sale, this will be your last chance to own one of the world's most famous structures.
Friday, December 02, 2005
THE ORIGINAL XBOX 360 PREMIUM TOAST
The XBox craze has hit the nation. Now is your chance to own the original commemorative toast. What better way to show your love for the new console by having this one-of-a-kind trophy framed in your game room. (frame not included) Don't miss out on this phenomenon! By buying this, you are helping a family achieve a dream of owning their first home. Bid with pride!
With all the people bidding on this lovely unreal lady, if I was less cynical I might not think it was a bunch of perverts who will use her for something other than a clothes hanger. Alas, I'm cynical. Perverts.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
WOW ~~ !! - MISSING SOCK FOUND - !! ~~ WOW
WOW ~~ !! - MISSING SOCK FOUND - !! ~~ WOW
Now I just know there are a lot of ticked off people watching this auction, because people are ACTUALLY bidding on it. Yes really bizarre. Not the seller, the buyers.
HILARIOUS SHOCKING AND AMAZING PICTURES AND VIDEOS YOU'LL LAUGH TILL IT HURTS....On 2 CD's
Are there actually clothes that fit her?
Custom TURTLE-created Abstract Art Painting by KOOPA
Help KOOPA set a world record - only 4 states needed!
Great. A turtle has more talent than me. Good to know.
A Yellow Paper Clip!!! Ya,
Thats Right, A Yellow Paper Clip Is For Sale!!!
Wow. Even more peculiar is that people are actually bidding on this. Is there no end to the crap people will buy?
TALKING MIDDLE FINGER LIGHTER SALE
Makes a great stocking stuffer
Cheerios Teddy Bear Face, LOOK! 1 of a kind, celebrity?
Found in a box of Berry Burst Cheerios Triple Berry
+VIRGIN MARY+ BLOOD TEARS REPLICA
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